WHEN SINGLE WOMEN SAY:

  • 40-ish …………… 49
  • Adventurer…..Has had more partners than you ever will
  • Athletic…………………..Flat-chested
  • Average looking………. Ugly
  • Beautiful………………… Pathological liar
  • Contagious smile……… Bring your penicillin
  • Educated ………………. College dropout
  • Emotionally secure……. Medicated
  • Feminist………………….. Fat; a ball buster
  • Free spirit……………….. Substance user
  • Friendship First……… Trying to live down a reputation as a slut
  • Fun……………………… Annoying & Talks A Lot
  • Gentle ………………… Comatose
  • Good listener ……….. Borderline autistic

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  • New-age ………………..Body Piercing &/or Tattoos
  • Old-fashioned ……….. Lights out, missionary position only
  • Open-minded …………. Desperate
  • Outgoing……………….. Loud
  • Passionate……………… Loud
  • Poet………………… …..Depressive schizophrenic
  • Professional……………Aggressive &/or Overbearing
  • Redhead……………….. Shops the Clairol section
  • Reubenesque…………..Fat
  • Romantic……………… Looks better by candlelight
  • Voluptuous…………… Grossly Fat
  • Weight proportional to height……Watch Out!!
  • Wants soulmate……….One step away from stalking
  • Widow…………………. Nagged first husband to death
  • Young at heart………. Toothless crone

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