What Single Women Say in their Personal Ads and Online Dating Profile…
WHEN SINGLE WOMEN SAY:
- 40-ish …………… 49
- Adventurer…..Has had more partners than you ever will
- Athletic…………………..Flat-chested
- Average looking………. Ugly
- Beautiful………………… Pathological liar
- Contagious smile……… Bring your penicillin
- Educated ………………. College dropout
- Emotionally secure……. Medicated
- Feminist………………….. Fat; a ball buster
- Free spirit……………….. Substance user
- Friendship First……… Trying to live down a reputation as a slut
- Fun……………………… Annoying & Talks A Lot
- Gentle ………………… Comatose
- Good listener ……….. Borderline autistic
- New-age ………………..Body Piercing &/or Tattoos
- Old-fashioned ……….. Lights out, missionary position only
- Open-minded …………. Desperate
- Outgoing……………….. Loud
- Passionate……………… Loud
- Poet………………… …..Depressive schizophrenic
- Professional……………Aggressive &/or Overbearing
- Redhead……………….. Shops the Clairol section
- Reubenesque…………..Fat
- Romantic……………… Looks better by candlelight
- Voluptuous…………… Grossly Fat
- Weight proportional to height……Watch Out!!
- Wants soulmate……….One step away from stalking
- Widow…………………. Nagged first husband to death
- Young at heart………. Toothless crone
Credit:Tonighter
